Nothing could be worse than being obsessively infatuated with a girl who doesn't like you back.  If only there was a way to make these unwanted romantic feelings go away...
 
Also, Rish and Big talk about unromantic subjects like unnecessary love letters, bitterness, following someone to Canada, and Zelda Rubinstein.

Special thanks to Norm Sherman for lending his voice to today's episode.

When a man's wife dies, he is left with little purpose in his life beyond pushing through to the end of each day.  Then, in the middle of one of the worst snowstorms of the year, he gets a visitor.  A man, stark naked, and freezing out in the snow.  What could he possibly be doing here in the man's backyard in this state?

Also, Rish and Big talk about Andrew Stanton's next movie, and a little about Valentines Day as well.

Will's girlfriend just dumped him, and he's floundering for a purpose in life.  Then he finds one.  In the strangest of places.  Now, Will is on a quest to save a beautiful maiden in a far away land.  But he has no idea what is actually awaiting him...

Also, Rish and Big talk stalkers, Titanic (not in reference to Avatar), and 80's music.

Special thanks to Liz Mierzejewski, Nicole Suddeth, and Abbie Hilton for lending their voices to today's story.